The list continues. Some snarky, some serious!
17) You can't handle occasional shitshows
18) You don't like the Beastie Boys
19) You don't let me shine bright like a diamond
20) You dont care about politics / international relations / news
21) You don't like the ocean
22) You have a man bun
23) You don't like Christmas
24) You have a flavor saver
25) You love to wear True Religion, Ed Hardy
26) You don't listen
27) You're a total gym rat
28) You leave the seat up
29) You look anything like Carrot Top
30) You don't like art or art museums
31) You won't watch kung fu movies
32) You never give me flowers
33) You don't respect my headstand abilities
34) You like Michael Vick (puppy killer)
35) You never, ever think to take a photo of us (if dating, and this is based on experience)
36) You aren't loyal. Just don't cheat.
37) Your vs. you're - you don't know the difference or you don't care
38) You don't like me wearing high heels. Stoop! It's ok for me to be a little taller than you.
39) You like Harry Potter (sorry fans)
40) You shush me
41) You really like Texas (sorry Farrah. And Austin)
42) You talk to me when I'm putting on my fake eyelashes - I already done told you it takes my full concentration!
43) You don't like pizza. Who doesn't like pizza?
44) You mistake my professional networking / friend time with flirting
45) You don't eat gluten. C'mon. It's a fad.
Finally, in a totally unrelated topic, I need this flask:
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