WE CANNOT DATE IF...(part one)

More journal jabbering. Lucky you! This ended up being a long list, so I am breaking it into parts. Dating can be challenging, especially on an island - where everyone knows everyone. As I get older, I have come to realize that you have to know what you want in order to find someone that makes you happy (you also have to be happy in the first place on your own). This list helps me to shape some kind of vision for whoever that lucky guy is that gets to be my forever BFF. Know what you're looking for.

While I am somewhat flexible on a few of these items, there are some that are deal breakers (you have to have a sense of humor...and watch football!) Take it or leave it, but I hope my list just might make you laugh. :)

1) you don't like football

2) you're not funny

3) you're super haole (says the super haole girl LMAO) 

4) you don't enjoy an occasional drink

5) you're vegan 

6) you don't like dogs 

7) you're super duper religious / judgmental

8) you've never traveled or you don't want to 

9) you'd vote for Trump

10) you enjoy Kid Rock songs 

11) you give no props to me for my career achievements, or you use my success against me

12) you have zero passion (I need romance! And fire! And love!)

13) you love Hurley (I just really don't like the brand!!)

14) you're rude to waitresses / servers 

15) you're married ummmm NO (that may seem obvious but you would be surprised!)

....Part two coming soon.....